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Welcome August 2011

I'm backkkk after a 3 year hiatus.... been busy with crap and realized that I needed to write crap like this blog to keep my sanity intact.

Stay tuned for updates real soon...

What Pitt??

Folks, I'm no longer in Singapore and now back to good ol' KL (however, with deep disappointment over the sh*t that has been happening in Malaysia in recent times. Taiwan, Bukit Bendera UMNO, ISA. If you're a Malaysian you probably know what I'm talking about...)

Anyway this is Brad Pitt, envy of many women and some men too:

And...

This is Bread Pitt, envy of bun lovers:

What drink?? Part 1

Today is a day of firsts:

- 1st time I woke up early in the morning without an alarm clock and without trying to get snooze a few more minutes
- 1st time I went swimming at 6am in the morning for an hour
- 1st time writing a blog entry at 7.45am before heading to work
- 1st time trying hard to think of something witty to write at this early hour of the day

And also, the 1st installment of a new series I'll like to call 'What drink??'. Perhaps you remember my earlier 'What soup??' postings, so this one is pretty similiar.

Anyway too much words to get to the main topic:



In Malaysia it's usually Jumbo or just plain Big or Besar to indicate an upsized (learned this word from Singapore fast foods hehe) drink. But, this shop decided to call it Dinosaur. Ni kan tao ma? Ni yao he ma?

Fatness is a disease?!

Snapped this somewhere in Cameron Highlands:


Apparently, 'gemuk' is a type of penyakit. Translation: Fatness is a disease. Though I'm sure they didn't meant it that way, I find this somewhat insulting to people with weight issues (hope this sounds more politically correct). And by the way, can someone enlightened me what kind of disease is Hilang Panas?

Symmetry

Snapped this while adventuring alone in Singapore city. I like this photo, so just thought of sharing it. Here are a few of the Suntech Towers, all with same design and shape.

And here's the hopefully-funny-punchline:
I bet they look like Tetris blocks from a helicopter view.

It's my way!

Yes, it's my way! Not to mention, also my brother's, my father's, and my grandfather's way....
Ok lame.